Crabbit

The Great Northern Crabbit inhabits the grassy plains of the Outback, where it falls pray to wild white isz. A crab had sex with a rabbit. That's it

eye-spy

This dog is the only surviving pup from a litter created by the dogman pictured below. Although he retained almost all of his dog features, he really got his father's eyes.

The Literal Dog Person

A result of a freak accident at a joint nuclear power plant/cosmetic manufacturer lead to the incredible creation you see today. Although this combination is extremely unfortunate, it's refreshing to see a creature who enjoys parks, ice cream, and smiling.

French Toadster

Do you really want to eat me? I'm a French Toadster. I am a prestigious artist asshole and I like to eat flies. I look yummy, but I have a soul. Don't eat me. Please. Noooooo!

fox with Scorpion tail

Stay away from this terror of the tundra. Foxes have always been dangerous, however a new breed of fox has been discovered. Fully equipped with a stinger full of venom, the mice of the world have a new mortal enemy

Finned Giraffe

The Finned Giraffe is incredibly dangerous and roams the sahara dessert waiting for prey. Unlike the normal giraffe which is able to hold large quantities of water in its hump, the finned giraffe stores blood. It drinks the blood of almost any creature mostly living off of lizards and scorpions. However, it loves larger mammals and has attacked and killed humans.

2 legged black horse

This incredible animal only has two legs, ON THE SAME SIDE. The horse has incredible balance and moves with a run bounce. The horse is actually quite fast and agile. The horse is owned by a rancher in Northern Montana and on the weekends allows people to come see the incredible horse.

bearver

The bearver is quite dangerous. This one was sited in the catskill mountains last fall. Many people have reported seeing the creature, and local rangers believe we are looking at a new breed of animal. If you see a bearver please do not go near it.

SmurfCat

This creature is known as the smurf cat. Smurfs are known for being sexual deviants. Well, the common household cat was next to fall victim to the smurfs uncontrollable lust.

Libra

The Libra came to be when a lion hunted, killed and feasted upon a mutated, radioactive zebra.

Lemuroo

This rare breed of kangaroo makes use of its pouch in ways most kangaroos don't. Due to a genetic problem, this kangaroo has had the face of a lemur grafted onto its stomach.

Rainbow Rat

This is what happens when you test cosmetics on animals.

Doublephincaticorn

The Doublephincaticorn is a mutated Dolphin who mostly has the body (and abilities) of a typical Dolphin. This creature is different though in the fact that it has two fins instead of one, has the eyes of a cat, and has a horn. It purs when it's happy and has magical golden blood. It is quite rare to find a Doublephincaticorn, but if you happen to find one, be sure to feed it tuna, otherwise, it will eat you.

Invisible Giraffes

In 2001, a rare chemical was sprayed throughout the trees of the San Diego Zoo. Because of this, all the giraffes who ate from those trees gained the ability to become invisible. Some giraffes used this ability to their advantage by escaping from the zoo. Why was it that only the giraffes could become invisible instead of all the animals that ate from the trees? We're still not sure, but thanks to otherwise unexplainable crushed cars, we know that there are still some invisible giraffes in the San Diego area.

Upper Lowlands Bimp

Upper Lowlands Bimp (bearus chimpicus)

Life Expectancy: Unknown

Milkable: Yes, but with caution.

Color: Black

Ears: Yes

Skin: Underneath the fur

Teeth: Chipped

Diet: All sorts of treats

The Upper Lowlands Bimp is a rare and domineering beast. It has the ferocity and strength of a black bear with the intelligence and facial features of a chimp. This makes it a terrific and feared hunter. Although slightly less than majestic, it is still quite a site to behold.