Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Invisible Giraffes

In 2001, a rare chemical was sprayed throughout the trees of the San Diego Zoo. Because of this, all the giraffes who ate from those trees gained the ability to become invisible. Some giraffes used this ability to their advantage by escaping from the zoo. Why was it that only the giraffes could become invisible instead of all the animals that ate from the trees? We're still not sure, but thanks to otherwise unexplainable crushed cars, we know that there are still some invisible giraffes in the San Diego area.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Upper Lowlands Bimp

Upper Lowlands Bimp (bearus chimpicus)
Life Expectancy: Unknown
Milkable: Yes, but with caution.
Color: Black
Ears: Yes
Skin: Underneath the fur
Teeth: Chipped
Diet: All sorts of treats

The Upper Lowlands Bimp is a rare and domineering beast. It has the ferocity and strength of a black bear with the intelligence and facial features of a chimp. This makes it a terrific and feared hunter. Although slightly less than majestic, it is still quite a site to behold.